Whatcha doin' there Kiefer? Does Jack Bauer need some energy? Is that why he's got that Calorie Mate energy goop?

I see you. Making that extra half a million on the sly, eh? And you know what? I don't blame you, even if you do look angry on that cell phone.

Plus, any true 24 fan knows Jack Bauer doesn't wear his badge around his neck like some beat cop. Hell, Jack doesn't even have a badge anymore, does he?